This is the best I could do. original reduced by 70%. (I am a bot)
Japan announced on Friday that it would develop new "stand-off" missiles against ships capable of targeting warships farther away around the southwestern Okinawa chain of islands, including the disputed islands in the East China Sea, which China also claims.
Prime Minister Yoshihide Suga's first major defense decision comes as Japan purchases air-launched missiles that could hit missile sites in North Korea and is considering other strike weapons, such as cruise missiles, that could hit ground targets in China.
Japan is increasingly concerned about Chinese activities in the East China Sea, including incursions into waters around the disputed islands of Senkaku in Japan and Diaoyu in China.
Thousands of Mauritians raced to contain a catastrophic oil spill swamping its pristine ocean and beaches on Sunday as frustration mounts over why more wasn’t done to prevent the ecological disaster. The bulk carrier MV Wakashio has been seeping fuel into a protected marine park : worldnews
Are you fucking kidding me
I would laugh except its so sad
“We are terribly sorry,” the shipping firm’s vice president, Akihiko Ono, told reporters in Tokyo, promising to “make all-out efforts to resolve the case”.
This is the wtf part.Does anyone remember the BP oil spill thing? South park made that episode of the BP guy being like “im sowwy…”
Yeah, sorrys gonna help